My Super Cool OC

Bob was born in March 5, 7525 to a family of broke ahh peasants from Taured. He was diagnosed with autism instead of sigma male patrick bateman syndrome like his parents wanted at the age of 2. When bob was 4, he suffered from a traumatic head injury that would give him laser eyes for some weird reason. Bob was frequently bullied by his classmates for "being cringe" and "having no rizz." One day, bob would snap and used his laser eyes against his bully, causing his bully to atmoize. It's not like anybody liked the bully, in fact everybody was kinda happy to have him dead. Bob was treated as a hero and given the title of "the master sigma lord."

A few days after the conformation with the bully, Bob was swatted by the bully's older brother as an act of revenge. His mom and pet capybara were shot and killed at the attack. Instead of filing a police report on the swatter, Bob did what he did best, he vaporized the swatter and even slept with is girlfriend. At his 10th birthday, when most kids would become pokémon trainers or something, bob was making 9,223,372,036,854,775,807 dollars every day from his international drug cartel. It was said that he owned 1% of the planet's entire wealth. However things would take a dark turn.

While Bob may have been indisputably the richest person to have ever lived, he wasn't without competition. Bob's main opp was a kid named John who's drug cartel was starting to pop off. Bob and John's rivarly would spawn many gunfights and executions, most notably Bob's stepmom, who was kidnapped by John's cronies to troll Bob. Bob was furious, so he decided to vaporize John. But this time, it didn't work. John decided to use his necromancy magic. This would result in a 4 day battle between the two, when Bob and John were both on the verge of death, Bob's mom and stepmom would come back from the dead and beat the snot out of John, who was left fatally wounded in the process. Bob was victorious, and went back to managing his cartel. He considered sleeping with John's girlfriend, but decided against it. Who knows what will lie in the future of Bob, only time will tell.